(1)
Marketing haiku
Idle thoughts of PR hack
searching for his muse
(2)
You have a product,
but you still haven’t answered:
What’s in it for me?
(3)
No matter how good,
a brochure can’t close a sale.
That job falls to you.
(4)
You have friendly staff.
I have what your clients need.
Guess who got the job.
(5)
Don’t talk about you.
Clients need their problems fixed.
Go fix their problems.
(6)
Fifty-six percent
leave when service lets them down.
Hone your people skills.
(7)
He who imitates
sends his clients to one place:
His competitor.
(8)
What is a tagline?
Your thirty page business plan
in ten words or less.
(9)
What’s a press release?
All the news not fit to print,
acting like it is.
(10)
Your customer called.
Said you spoke in “jargonese.”
Thanks for the new lead.
(11)
Don’t need a blog, eh?
Mine brought me ten sales this week.
Want to think again?
(12)
I love my lawyer.
Doesn’t mean I’d trust his kid
to write my website.
(13)
Here’s a rule of thumb:
When you write a press release,
headlines matter most.
(14)
Your homepage is lost.
Out of sight is out of mind.
Get some SEO.
(15)
Small biz marketing
shouldn’t be so difficult.
Come to PRstore.